Not Me Monday

I haven't done this in a while..and since I'm close to perfect, this might be hard..yeah right!

I absolutely did not start out my week claiming this was the week to start my diet, only to last a pitiful two hours at work..nope, I'm not weak-willed at all when it comes to dieting.

While we're on that subject, I also did not go to "the workout" as Landon calls it, get on the eliptical for 2 minutes before it kicked my butt and I got off and opted for a treadmill instead. Nope! My motto is "no pain, no gain" so that couldn't have been me!

After working out on my half day, I didn't go lounge by the pool with my book without my kids. I know they would absolutely love the pool, so there's no way I went and spent a whole afternoon with just me and my book. Nope, not me.

And while at the pool, I didn't put my book down because the feud between the 3 high school girls and the 2 high school girls across the pool was more entertaining than my book. I didn't secretly listen to their conversations the whole 3 hours wondering if I ever sounded as stupid as they did while I was in high school. To be sure, I NEVER fought over a boy like that! Nope, not me!

I also did not spend Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at the pool without any sunscreen. That would be completely irresponsible and I don't secretly love my great tan I've got going this summer. First time being a member of a pool and I don't really wish I could go everyday. I don't think that sometimes it would be great to be a teacher, so I could spend all summer there!

And last but not least, I didn't ask one of my friends how to get ice out of her snazzy refrigerator. She would never tell me that I have to talk to it, in which I (almost) said, "I need ice." Nope, not me!